MEME I STOLE FROM THE WORLD.

PLUS ANIMATION PROJECT FAILURE EMINENT (ps stop procrastinating, deads).

okay so

01. Jowy
02. Kanashisha
03. Death
04. Archie
05. Shena
06. Tim
07. Dakuja
08. Sickness
09. Shadow
10. Sympathy
11. Pain
12. Henri

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Tim) or 11 (Pain)? What subjects would they teach?
lol wow. I guess Pain may be a bit better at teaching in general, being an angel. He has knowledge. Probably Anatomy or something that has to do with touching dead things.

02) Do you think 2 (Kanashisha) is hot? How hot?
Eh, no not really.

03) 12 (Henri) sends 8 (Sickness) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Henri would be like, go find the rations for the week. And Sickness would be like OK but first sit on my lap, little boy.

04) What is or would be 9's (Shadow) favorite book?
Bram Stoker's Dracula or some sort of modern Supernatural Romance Novel.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Kanashisha) to swear fealty to 6 (Tim), or the other way around?
I don't see Tim swearing himself to anything, and Kanashisha has business with Jowy, so. No, it makes no sense either way.

06) For some reason, 5 (Shena) is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 (Shadow) or with 10 (Sympathy)?
She would definitely prefer rooming with Sympathy, just so she can verbally fantasize about him in the shower with a variety of male anime characters. She'd end up with Shadow of course.

07) 2 (kanashisha), 7 (Dakuja) and 12 (Henri) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Uh. Well. They wouldn't get to any of that, because Dakuja would kill the others first.

08) 3 (Death) challenges 10 (Sympathy) to a duel. What happens?
Death wins.

09) If 1 (Jowy) stole 8's (Sickness) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
He'd kill him.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Dakuja) and 12 (Henri) both attain what they most desire.
POWER AND HOW TO USE IT LIKE A CRAZY DICTATOR.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Archie) and 1 (Jowy) to work together?
Jowy would freak out no matter WHAT needed to be done, especially if it was dire circumstances. Archie, having no ties whatsoever to Jowy, would probably do it himself and leave Jowy to die. I guess if it involved an exorcising though, Jowy would HAVE to do that. Archie would help because he thinks ghost are LOL COOL.

12) If 7 (Dakuja) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Not for very long. EG DEATH.

13) If you could command 3 (Death) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
oh man. Wash my clothes.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Pain)?
not yet.

15) If 2 (Kanashisha) had to choose sides between 4 (Archie) and 5 (Shena), which would it be?
Archie. Because Shena is scary.

16) What might 10 (Sympathy) shout while charging into battle?
uh. um. I can't see him shouting anything.

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Sickness), which song would you choose?
already done. Authenticity by Harvey Danger.

18) 1 (Jowy), 6 (Tim), and 12 (Henri) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Tim - by some work of God. Jowy would freak out. Henri would already have all the scallion pancakes he wanted.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Kanashisha) to use on 10 (Sympathy)?
I've got a whip.

20) What would 5 (Shena) most likely be arrested for?
Indecent exposure. Disturbing the peace. Stealing road signs.

21) What is 6's (Tim) secret?
His mom is actually still at home. IRS GUYS BE DAMNED.

22) If 11 (Pain) and 9 (Shadow) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Pain. Shadow doesn't race. Pain can teleport.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Dakuja) or 8 (Sickness)?
neither. I guess Sickness, though. Dakuja would be a bad idea (EG DEATH). At least I could reason (somewhat) with Sickness.

NO ONE KNOWS WHO ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE lol